It's been 6 years since my last post. I wouldn't be adding a new post if it wasn't for Daewin (aka Robato aka Daewindows aka Boobmendes aka Daeloser aka Daewin-so-must-always-win-win-win). The stupid asshole wanted know if I genuinely only started liking (no homo bro) him after PMR and he ended up on my blog. What a weirdo.
Anywho since all of yall were bitching about my blog, I guess it's only fair that I rant about you assholes on the very same blog.
Asthika - Is a big smelly asshole
Koshla - Being the anal queen, she probably has a big smelly asshole.
Cassie - You didn't have to harp on the only mistake I've made on this blog, I actually meant to say "I'm big-boned and proud." Really hope you die by your 27th birthday weyh cassie
Parvin - Brain damage boy
Shipren- A 6.0 IELTS student who makes fun of a 15 year old's blog. The irony...
Joshua - A nice Christian boy who comes from a good Christian family and raised with a decent Christian upbringing. I rate 5/5
And last but not least, the man of the hour, Dewindows. Where do I begin? His duck-like voice or the pubic hair growing on his head? Or how about the fact that this guy is uber weird? I guess I could always start with the messed up messages he sends me about Koshla and her shorts. I could go on and on but alas ma'am calls; gotta go study guys.
Peace out niggas
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
Saturday, December 26, 2009
2 Days Ago
I was supposed to post this 2 days ago but I forgot, so here I go:
I got 7As for PMR.
Now I'm off to Morib
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Today
I saw Avatar today .........
It may not be movie-of-the-year material but it was an interesting movie. It was basically about people who have avatars like the ones on Yahoo. But you can control these avatars and lead a different life in planet Pandora.
Even saw some lesbians...
who were not hot :( One of them looked even looked like a freaking man... With the stereotype that lesbos and gays are hot, this really came as a shock to me.
We ate in Italianes although I swore I'd never enter that restaurant after the "Kukans Birthday" incident. You know... the one where 8 of us ate there and the bill only came up to 100 bucks. And the one where we refilled Koshla's coke 5 times.
Enough of the flashback, let's talk about today now. I, as usua, tried to be thrifty and ordered a 2-course meal which was cheaper than the normal meals. And for starters, I ordered a pizza which tasted nothing like pizza. Instead, it tasted like crackers layered with a hint of cheese. It was RUBBISH.
Let's zoom forward now till after the movie. We passed by Baskin Robbins and saw Dahlia. She's the Malay girl from my class last year. And she was kind enough to give us a cup filled World Class Chocolate ice-cream (after I forced her). I think I love that girl (for now that is).
Peace out niggas
It may not be movie-of-the-year material but it was an interesting movie. It was basically about people who have avatars like the ones on Yahoo. But you can control these avatars and lead a different life in planet Pandora.
Even saw some lesbians...
who were not hot :( One of them looked even looked like a freaking man... With the stereotype that lesbos and gays are hot, this really came as a shock to me.
We ate in Italianes although I swore I'd never enter that restaurant after the "Kukans Birthday" incident. You know... the one where 8 of us ate there and the bill only came up to 100 bucks. And the one where we refilled Koshla's coke 5 times.
Enough of the flashback, let's talk about today now. I, as usua, tried to be thrifty and ordered a 2-course meal which was cheaper than the normal meals. And for starters, I ordered a pizza which tasted nothing like pizza. Instead, it tasted like crackers layered with a hint of cheese. It was RUBBISH.
Let's zoom forward now till after the movie. We passed by Baskin Robbins and saw Dahlia. She's the Malay girl from my class last year. And she was kind enough to give us a cup filled World Class Chocolate ice-cream (after I forced her). I think I love that girl (for now that is).
Peace out niggas
Sunday, December 20, 2009
I Is Back
Wow its been a long time since I've last posted. And honestly, at times I just didn't want to post. Not that I didn't have time... no no. I just didn't FEEL like it.
But then, I thought of all of my fans (all imaginary of course) and I'm blogging. So, what do I write about? Sports? Politics?
I think I'll just write about the Sudden Attack Grand Competition (SAGC) which we were SUPPOSED to win. It was worse for Gav who wasted 6 hours waiting for a match he never played. Not that we didn't want him to play, he just had to go home early as he had to attend a wedding in Seremban.
Besides Andrew, Bryan, Weng, Parvin, Gav and me, there were 200 other contestants competing in Chronos Cafe. So, obviously it was extremely hot despite the presence of 5 air-conditioners.
There was this hot babe there too who was taken by this shit-bag who kept on kissing her on the cheek like a bloody man-slut. That babe deserves me man.
Anyway, back to the team... After waiting for what seemed 7 hours, we FINALLY got to play. And guess who we played, these pros who were sponsored by Low Yat. They must have been really good because Andrew estimated their mouse-pads to be around 150 bucks.
After an HONOURABLE fight (we were getting our asses kicked), we lost 8-0. Feeling embarrassed, I vowed never to enter that place again. That vow was shortly cancelled when I remembered I left my jacket in that cyber cafe.
I was freaking scared to enter that place that I forced Parvin to follow me in. Why was I scared? Well because some of them wasted their time watching my match. Surprisingly, none of them even gave me a 2nd look which turned out to be worse.
Then, I saw this hot chick wearing my jacket. I thought it wasn't mine but the white smudge on the hoodie confirmed that it was mine. I approached her and asked politely for my brand-new-never-used-before jacket. The babe replied," If you want it, I'm afraid you're just gonna have to take it off me."
Okay, the paragraph above was pure bullshit. I found the jacket on a chair I'd placed it on. I grabbed it and ran as fast as I could to the exit. Then Parv and I hitched a cab home.
Peace out
But then, I thought of all of my fans (all imaginary of course) and I'm blogging. So, what do I write about? Sports? Politics?
I think I'll just write about the Sudden Attack Grand Competition (SAGC) which we were SUPPOSED to win. It was worse for Gav who wasted 6 hours waiting for a match he never played. Not that we didn't want him to play, he just had to go home early as he had to attend a wedding in Seremban.
Besides Andrew, Bryan, Weng, Parvin, Gav and me, there were 200 other contestants competing in Chronos Cafe. So, obviously it was extremely hot despite the presence of 5 air-conditioners.
There was this hot babe there too who was taken by this shit-bag who kept on kissing her on the cheek like a bloody man-slut. That babe deserves me man.
Anyway, back to the team... After waiting for what seemed 7 hours, we FINALLY got to play. And guess who we played, these pros who were sponsored by Low Yat. They must have been really good because Andrew estimated their mouse-pads to be around 150 bucks.
After an HONOURABLE fight (we were getting our asses kicked), we lost 8-0. Feeling embarrassed, I vowed never to enter that place again. That vow was shortly cancelled when I remembered I left my jacket in that cyber cafe.
I was freaking scared to enter that place that I forced Parvin to follow me in. Why was I scared? Well because some of them wasted their time watching my match. Surprisingly, none of them even gave me a 2nd look which turned out to be worse.
Then, I saw this hot chick wearing my jacket. I thought it wasn't mine but the white smudge on the hoodie confirmed that it was mine. I approached her and asked politely for my brand-new-never-used-before jacket. The babe replied," If you want it, I'm afraid you're just gonna have to take it off me."
Okay, the paragraph above was pure bullshit. I found the jacket on a chair I'd placed it on. I grabbed it and ran as fast as I could to the exit. Then Parv and I hitched a cab home.
Peace out
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Sudden Attack Madnes
I remember the times when I'd only touch the computer to update my Facebook. I didn't know a thing about online games let alone first person shooter games.
Nowadays, you can see me play Sudden Attack 6 hours a day. Crazy rite? I mean how did this kid who only Facebooked turn to this guy who is addicted to Sudden Attack?
Nothing but a simple decision tu buy a laptop. Last time ( >2 months ago), I used to have this lame outdated computer. We did try to upgrade it but the RAM could only handle 512mb which is 8 times smaller than my lapotop's.
I could go on and on about my laptop's specs but a lot of people don't understand this language. So, I'll just tell a tale of a Sudden Attack match.
It was a dark Monday on the streets of um.. Dragon Road I guess. After trailing behind 5-8, Bryan, Weng and I were finally even with the enemy. They outnumbered us by one man. Bryan, our leader, led us to the enemy's base. He managed to terminate 2 of them but he was soon overpowered.
The instant he died, Weng avenged him by slaughtering that mercenary. Shortly after that incident, Weng was sniped. I saw the enemy and I rushed him. We were both taking hits but I realized his weapon was better than mine. One shot was all he needed to end my life. One shot and my comrades would have died in vain.
My heart was thumping. My chest beating. I was filled with a mixture of anger and anxiousness. I forced myself to hide behind a pillar. I steadied myself and reloaded my gun. Then, I came out of my hiding spot and shot the enemy continuously. And that's when my heart stoped thumping... I had killed the enemy and avenged my fallen comrades.
Peace out
(PS: parts of this post was exaggerated to make it interesting but I guess you've probably figured that out. But I did kill the last enemy. And we were outnumbered)
Nowadays, you can see me play Sudden Attack 6 hours a day. Crazy rite? I mean how did this kid who only Facebooked turn to this guy who is addicted to Sudden Attack?
Nothing but a simple decision tu buy a laptop. Last time ( >2 months ago), I used to have this lame outdated computer. We did try to upgrade it but the RAM could only handle 512mb which is 8 times smaller than my lapotop's.
I could go on and on about my laptop's specs but a lot of people don't understand this language. So, I'll just tell a tale of a Sudden Attack match.
It was a dark Monday on the streets of um.. Dragon Road I guess. After trailing behind 5-8, Bryan, Weng and I were finally even with the enemy. They outnumbered us by one man. Bryan, our leader, led us to the enemy's base. He managed to terminate 2 of them but he was soon overpowered.
The instant he died, Weng avenged him by slaughtering that mercenary. Shortly after that incident, Weng was sniped. I saw the enemy and I rushed him. We were both taking hits but I realized his weapon was better than mine. One shot was all he needed to end my life. One shot and my comrades would have died in vain.
My heart was thumping. My chest beating. I was filled with a mixture of anger and anxiousness. I forced myself to hide behind a pillar. I steadied myself and reloaded my gun. Then, I came out of my hiding spot and shot the enemy continuously. And that's when my heart stoped thumping... I had killed the enemy and avenged my fallen comrades.
Peace out
(PS: parts of this post was exaggerated to make it interesting but I guess you've probably figured that out. But I did kill the last enemy. And we were outnumbered)
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Christmas Carol
I Went with a few dudes (not dudes exactly cause there were some girls too :p) to see this A Christmas Carol on Monday. Before the show Yugan, Jag, Divyaa and I went to eat in a Thai shop. Wanted to eat in Chillies but didn't know where it was XD
After that we went to the cinema. We found some natan girls in our seat and one of them refused to leave. Took a few minutes for her to realise I wasn't speaking French.. Haiz.
The movie was great though. I expected it to be lame but it was hilarious. Jim Carey portrayed the cheap and rich Ebenezer Scrooge well. Oh ya, some Malays kids were laughing like hell whenever the word 'celaka' popped up on screen.
After the movie, we went to play pool. Sadly, all the tables were taken and we didn't have the patience to wait. That's when I realized I needed to buy a new T-shirt for my aunt's upcoming birthday.
We went to a few shops but finally ended up in Wild Channel. There, I chose this red and white t-shirt while Yugan said the red and black was better. The girls opinions were asked and they agreed that my choice was waaaaaay better than Yugan's.
I bought the t-shirt for 40 bucks. The lady at the counter didn't want to give me a free gift. Not event a cheap key-chain. So that's when I decided to nick the key-chain. Haha, this is probably my second time stealing in the month.
The arcade was our final destination after a shot at the pool place (again) . And I finally got to play the awesome basketball game. I even played the 'cop' game where you have to actually dodge or bend when you see gangsters.
The laser sensors at the top could detect your every move. Sounds like fun rite? But not for me cause I freakin injured my right knee and now I can barely walk.
And that's the end to this post. Peace out niggas
After that we went to the cinema. We found some natan girls in our seat and one of them refused to leave. Took a few minutes for her to realise I wasn't speaking French.. Haiz.
The movie was great though. I expected it to be lame but it was hilarious. Jim Carey portrayed the cheap and rich Ebenezer Scrooge well. Oh ya, some Malays kids were laughing like hell whenever the word 'celaka' popped up on screen.
After the movie, we went to play pool. Sadly, all the tables were taken and we didn't have the patience to wait. That's when I realized I needed to buy a new T-shirt for my aunt's upcoming birthday.
We went to a few shops but finally ended up in Wild Channel. There, I chose this red and white t-shirt while Yugan said the red and black was better. The girls opinions were asked and they agreed that my choice was waaaaaay better than Yugan's.
I bought the t-shirt for 40 bucks. The lady at the counter didn't want to give me a free gift. Not event a cheap key-chain. So that's when I decided to nick the key-chain. Haha, this is probably my second time stealing in the month.
The arcade was our final destination after a shot at the pool place (again) . And I finally got to play the awesome basketball game. I even played the 'cop' game where you have to actually dodge or bend when you see gangsters.
The laser sensors at the top could detect your every move. Sounds like fun rite? But not for me cause I freakin injured my right knee and now I can barely walk.
And that's the end to this post. Peace out niggas
Saturday, November 21, 2009
LOL
Let's begin with some random quotes..
" Jangan hisap dada "
Samy Vellu on Tak Nak campaign. Its supposed to be dadah not dada (tits) man
" Euvan don't sell my Guppy. I've not mated it with its mother yet "
My lil cuz when I wanted to sell her fish in Facebook's Happy Aquarium. Little does she know how wrong her statement is.
Ok, so I went to AMCORP mall today. Bought some books at this really reasonably priced a.k.a. cheap bookshop. There was also this sale where Levis, Billabong, Quiksilver and all these other branded clothes were being sold for less than a 100 bucks. Sadly, I didn't buy anything :(
Oh ya, there's something really weird about the place. 1st of all, there's this Giordano poster with a man putting his hand on a lady's *ehem* *ehem* while clutching it.
And while I was passing the car park, I pressed the ticket button (you know the ones you press when you enter a parking bay). And the funny thing is, the ticket actually came out. Aren't they supposed to come out when a car's weight is detected ? And don't say I'm as heavy as a car, its pretty offensive for big kids like me. Ah who am I kiddding, say all you want about my weight. Because I'm fat and I'm proud of it.
Peace out
" Jangan hisap dada "
Samy Vellu on Tak Nak campaign. Its supposed to be dadah not dada (tits) man
" Euvan don't sell my Guppy. I've not mated it with its mother yet "
My lil cuz when I wanted to sell her fish in Facebook's Happy Aquarium. Little does she know how wrong her statement is.
Ok, so I went to AMCORP mall today. Bought some books at this really reasonably priced a.k.a. cheap bookshop. There was also this sale where Levis, Billabong, Quiksilver and all these other branded clothes were being sold for less than a 100 bucks. Sadly, I didn't buy anything :(
Oh ya, there's something really weird about the place. 1st of all, there's this Giordano poster with a man putting his hand on a lady's *ehem* *ehem* while clutching it.
And while I was passing the car park, I pressed the ticket button (you know the ones you press when you enter a parking bay). And the funny thing is, the ticket actually came out. Aren't they supposed to come out when a car's weight is detected ? And don't say I'm as heavy as a car, its pretty offensive for big kids like me. Ah who am I kiddding, say all you want about my weight. Because I'm fat and I'm proud of it.
Peace out
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