LOL

Let's begin with some random quotes..

" Jangan hisap dada "
Samy Vellu on Tak Nak campaign. Its supposed to be dadah not dada (tits) man

" Euvan don't sell my Guppy. I've not mated it with its mother yet "
My lil cuz when I wanted to sell her fish in Facebook's Happy Aquarium. Little does she know how wrong her statement is.

Ok, so I went to AMCORP mall today. Bought some books at this really reasonably priced a.k.a. cheap bookshop. There was also this sale where Levis, Billabong, Quiksilver and all these other branded clothes were being sold for less than a 100 bucks. Sadly, I didn't buy anything :(

Oh ya, there's something really weird about the place. 1st of all, there's this Giordano poster with a man putting his hand on a lady's *ehem* *ehem* while clutching it.

And while I was passing the car park, I pressed the ticket button (you know the ones you press when you enter a parking bay). And the funny thing is, the ticket actually came out. Aren't they supposed to come out when a car's weight is detected ? And don't say I'm as heavy as a car, its pretty offensive for big kids like me. Ah who am I kiddding, say all you want about my weight. Because I'm fat and I'm proud of it.

Peace out