I Is Back

Wow its been a long time since I've last posted. And honestly, at times I just didn't want to post. Not that I didn't have time... no no. I just didn't FEEL like it.

But then, I thought of all of my fans (all imaginary of course) and I'm blogging. So, what do I write about? Sports? Politics?

I think I'll just write about the Sudden Attack Grand Competition (SAGC) which we were SUPPOSED to win. It was worse for Gav who wasted 6 hours waiting for a match he never played. Not that we didn't want him to play, he just had to go home early as he had to attend a wedding in Seremban.

Besides Andrew, Bryan, Weng, Parvin, Gav and me, there were 200 other contestants competing in Chronos Cafe. So, obviously it was extremely hot despite the presence of 5 air-conditioners.

There was this hot babe there too who was taken by this shit-bag who kept on kissing her on the cheek like a bloody man-slut. That babe deserves me man.

Anyway, back to the team... After waiting for what seemed 7 hours, we FINALLY got to play. And guess who we played, these pros who were sponsored by Low Yat. They must have been really good because Andrew estimated their mouse-pads to be around 150 bucks.

After an HONOURABLE fight (we were getting our asses kicked), we lost 8-0. Feeling embarrassed, I vowed never to enter that place again. That vow was shortly cancelled when I remembered I left my jacket in that cyber cafe.

I was freaking scared to enter that place that I forced Parvin to follow me in. Why was I scared? Well because some of them wasted their time watching my match. Surprisingly, none of them even gave me a 2nd look which turned out to be worse.

Then, I saw this hot chick wearing my jacket. I thought it wasn't mine but the white smudge on the hoodie confirmed that it was mine. I approached her and asked politely for my brand-new-never-used-before jacket. The babe replied," If you want it, I'm afraid you're just gonna have to take it off me."

Okay, the paragraph above was pure bullshit. I found the jacket on a chair I'd placed it on. I grabbed it and ran as fast as I could to the exit. Then Parv and I hitched a cab home.

Peace out